The man found himself standing at A 300 ft. cliff in the middle of no where. With only ripped clothes on his back.<stop> He yelled, “Not again. Why does this always happen every week.” He reminded himself to not eat his wife’s meatloaf again.<stop> But i was too late! The meat loaf was in his [...]

As Bill jumped off the cliff he realized two important things:  One, he was on top of an alligator and second no one could help him to get out of the chair he was chained to.  A lot of things go through your head as you plummet to your demise, some things made him look [...]